Greetings Everyone!! My Name Is James Cerda, And I'm Gonna Talk About A Very Sick And Dark Twisted Episode Of The Animaniacs. It Was Supposed To Be The Final Episode Of The 1993-1998 Version Of The Animaniacs, But It Was Taken Down, Due To Violated Guide Lines.
I Was Just Chilling In The Morning, Until I Heard A Knock On The Door, And I Didn't See Anyone, But I Saw A Package. For Some Reason, Someone Ordered Me A Mysterious Package That I Didn't Order. I Then Opened The Package, And It Was A VHS Tape That Said "Animaniacs" With Wakko In Front With Disgusting Yellow Razor Sharp Teeth, With A Sledge-Hammer, With Both Yakko And Dot's Heads. I Put The Tape Into The VCR. And It Starts Without The Intro, And Went To The Episode.
The Episode:
It Starts With Yakko And Dot Playing A Video Game Called "Starfox". Until Wakko Appeared And Said, "Can I Play Too??" Until Dot Said "No Wakko, It's Only Me And Yakko!!".
Wakko Felt Kinda Sad And Said, "Please, I'll Owe You 5 Bucks" Yakko Said, "NO WAKKO!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING PLAY WITH US!!!" I Was Surprised To See Yakko Warner Swear In The Animaniacs.
Wakko Then Said "But Why Yakko And Dot?? Can't I Just Play With You Both??"
"Why Don't You Play By Yourself Dumbass??" Dot Said
Wakko Then Cried Out "YOUR RUDE YAKKO AND DOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH!!!!"
Yakko Also Said, "I Don't Give A Fuck Wakko, Piss Off!!"
"Yeah Wakko, Piss Off" Dot Said.
I Was Surprised That They Treated Wakko Badly.
Wakko Went To Bed, And Began Crying In Pain. It Didn't Sound Like The Voice Actor Imitating Wakko Himself, It Sounded Like His Voice Actor Was Actually Crying In Real Pain.
Wakko Also Said, "'Sniff' God, Why Do I Even Live Here On Earth?? What's The Meaning Of Life And Death?? Does It Have A Meaning Behind It Or What?? I Just Wanted To Play With Yakko And Dot....."
Wakko Then Proceeded To Go Outside And Kill One Of The Pigeons. He Also Cooked And Ate It Without Anyone Noticing. He Also Proceeds To Grab A Squirrel, And Snaps It's Neck With A Neck Snapping Sound Being Heard.
When Wakko Came Back, He Said "I NEEDED EVERYONE TO TREAT ME NICELY!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
He Then Proceeds To Grab Pinky And The Brain, And Tear Them Both Apart While Their Body And Intestines Were Being Eaten By Wakko.
Wakko Then Took Rita And Runt's Intestines, And Used Them As A Necklace, Then Starts Eating Off Dr. Scratchnsniff's Face While Hyper-Realistic Blood And Brain Matter Went Out Of Him.
While I Kept Watching, Wakko Also Slaughtered Minerva Mink, Slappy Squirrel, Skippy Squirrel, Mindy, Ralph The Security Guard, Flavio The Hippo, Marita The Hippo And The Other Characters As Well, Thus Leaving Their Bodies To Decompose.
The Scene Then Cuts Back To Yakko And Dot Trying To Find Wakko.
Yakko Suggests "Maybe He's In That Mysterious Door"
"Yeah He Should Be In There" Dot Said
But When They Opened It, It Lead To A Secret Basement Filled With Dead Bodies, And Bodies Of Familiar Faces As Well.
"OH MY GODDDD!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON WOULD DO THIS?!!" Yakko Shouted
Dot Replied With "Yakko, I'm Scared, What If Wakko Did This??"
"I DON'T KNOW!! WE JUST HAVE TO COME SEE!!" Yakko Shouted Again
While Yakko And Dot Try To Find Wakko, What They Saw, Including Myself Was Terrifying, I Didn't Know It Could Be This Bad.
The Bodies Were Completely Blended Up And It Was A Trail Of Decaying Corpses Everywhere With No Eyes, Dismembered Body Parts, And Half Of Them Were Jawless.
I Said To Myself..... "UMMM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO STEVEN SPIELBERG'S HEAD WHEN HE DECIDED TO MAKE THIS, THIS IS TRULY FUCKED UP!!!"
I Paused The Video, And Went To The Bathroom And Threw Up. I Went Back, And Continued Watching The Video
When Yakko And Dot Found Wakko
Yakko Said "Wakko..... What The Hell Do You Think Your Doing?"
"Yeah Wakko, Fess Up" Dot Said
When The Insane Wakko Turned Around, He Said "I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS, I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS AT ALL, HAPPINESS IS ALL I NEEEDDD!!!!"
Yakko Replied To Wakko With "W...Wakko, You Don't Have To Do This, You Know You Have Both An Older Brother, And A Younger Sister, And We Still Love You... We Didn't Mean To Hurt Your Feelings Earlier... Please Forgive Us.."
"YOU AND DOTTIE CAN GO FUCK Y'ALLSELVES FOR ALL I CARE. PLUS, I DON'T NEED YOU BOTH, I DON'T NEED NONE OF YOU GUYS AT ALL, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! HAPPINESS IS ALL I NEED!!" Wakko Yelled Angrily
Dot Said "Hey! Don't Call Me 'Dottie' My Name Is Dot... Also, Me And Yakko Are So Sorry For Making Fun Of You, And Hurting Your Feelings..."
Wakko Replies Viciously "NO, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, GO FUCK YOURSELF DOTTIE!! HAPPINESS IS LIFE, KINDNESS IS LOVE, ANYTHING NICE IS ALWAYS THERE WHENEVER I STRUGGLE ALOT, AND YOU, YOU AND YAKKO ARE NOTHING IN MY WORLD, YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT!!!
YOU BOTH WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD IN THE STREET YEARS AGO, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU BOTH ARE NOTHING TO ME YOU WASTE OF ENTERAL LIFE!!!! EVERYTHING I LIKE IS LOVE, EVERYTHING I LIKE IS LIFE, THEIR MY LORD AND SAVIORS, IT'S EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AND FOR THAT, YOU BOTH ARE GONNA MEET YOUR OWN DEMISE FOR NOT TREATING ME NICELY!!!!!"
While Both Yakko And Dot Try To Escape, The Door Shuts Automatically, Thus Sending Yakko And Dot To Their Death
After That, Wakko Pulled Out A Sledge-Hammer, And Slammed Yakko And Dot's Heads Off.
And After Wakko Slaughtered Both Yakko And Dot, There Was A Scene That Scared Me To Death. Yakko And Dot's Decomposing Headless Bodies Were Lying On The Ground, And Were Filled WIth Maggots And Flies Eating What's Left In Both Of Them. Yakko And Dot's Arms And Legs Were Dismembered From Yakko And Dot's Corpses. There Were Cluster Of Holes All On Their Skulls, Which Gave Me Trypophobia, And There Was A Demonic Laughter In The Background That Was Distorted And Loud, And I Was Terrified About It.
Wakko Then Demonically Yelled "HAPPINESS IS MINE, HAPPINESS IS MINE, HAPPINESS IS MINE, HAPPINESS IS ALL MIINNNEEEE AAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Then The Episode Ended Without Any Credits.
After That, I Was Just Lost For Words Onto What In God's Name Did I Just Watch... I Went To The Bathroom And Vomited. I Felt A Sense Of Dizziness And Nausea. I Then Took The VHS Tape Out Of The VCR, And Destroyed It With A Hammer. I Was Still Traumatized On What The Actual Fuck I Just Watched....
If You Ever Come Across This VHS Tape, Do Not, And I Mean NOT Watch It. It Will Ruin Your OWN Childhood On The Animaniacs...
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