JUUUUNIORRRRRRRR!!

Loogi, Loogi, Loogi... He never learns... (he just lost a duel and gave me 42 coins, 21 of which were already mine)

...Alrighty, here goes.

You're not going to win, junior.

Y'ALL, HOLD UP, WHEN TF DID THIS HAPPEN? I'm not even going to play it out, you guys will just have to figure it out by yourself.

Mario got owned by Impostor Bowser on the final turn XD

Your late as hell to the party, DK.

You're an idiot, junior. Why on Earth would you even try to land on my space?

AND IT DOESN'T STOP THERE-

Yes.