Q1: When is MM coming out?

A: When your grandparents fly.

Q2: I ran out of chairs, what do I do?

A: Go to your neighbor, if they run out of chairs go to the rest of the neighborhood, when they run out eat the whole country's chairs.

Q3: Why was insert random character here removed from MM?

A: Because they refused to consume their furniture, now they're stuck in the void forced to eat chairs for all eternity.

Q4: What is Final Act?

A: Leaked footage of Phantom Balloon Toad and Nightmare Tails being stuck on the toilet for 5 hours after eating at their local Taco Bell.

Q5: When will Clone Yoshi pay her taxes?

A: Never.

Q6: Why is W.T.Mario deaf?

A: He was forced to listen to "Mining Diamonds" on earrape for 12 hours.

Q7: What happened after Clone Mighty said the N-Word?

A: He was gunned down in the streets of Malaysia and fucking died.

Q8: FNaS Remake for Atari 2600 when?

A: When you finish eating all of the chairs within your continent.

Q9: What's next after MM's recoding?

A: Five Nights with an easily-consumable Chair.

Q10: What's different between MM and the recode?

A: It now includes Toy Sonic and Dr Golden screaming "ZA WARUDO!" everytime you're 1 second away from winning a night to send you back to 12. Oh, and you can now access Location 50 and watch Simpleflips BLJ towards your office.

Q11: How are characters like Salvage Sonic and Withered Mario alive despite their injuries?

A: Simple, Gorilla Glue and Flex Tape.

Q12: Is Dr Golden a weeb?

A: Y e s .

Q13: Is Rockclones cancelled?

A: Most likely yes, because Fried Chicken Friday hasn't become a global day each week.

Q14: Can't I eat my chair later? I'm not hungry right now.

A: NO, EAT IT NOW, NOT LATER, NOW.

Q15: Teh Moosic?

A: Teh Moosic.

Q16: What is Phantom Ian?

A: He's just Ian except he ate all of his chairs with salt and he gained the ultimate omnipitence.

(i need serious help :D)