Me when Netflix doesn’t load: N O

YOOOOOO I GOT TO NEW LAPTOP!

THE NEW MONOCHROME BOOK

oh boi Greyscale Drama!

every one also give Smolscale a pat

even better flavor.

The giant enemy spider!

Me: N O. *BOOM*

no bonk, poke, pat, or hug.

no hurt da child.

R A T

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY, TANK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This guy broke into meh house I cannot call da police day are afta me what do I do?

im very hungry