Here I thought people have finally stopped glazing Minecraft Steve. And that they have finally realized that Steve isn't even nearly as strong as they liked to fantasize.

Apparently, there's still this guy...

Atleast I'm thankful that this guy isn't one of those morons who scale Steve by counting game mechanics as his abilities. If you by chance don't know, there is a certain group of people, which I believe is mostly filled with toddlers, who claim that game mechanics (like creative mode, for instance) are Steve's abilities and so he's the strongest fictional character. Yet, I've never seen them bring even a bad evidence to back up that claim.

I've already made multiple critical posts on that topic, so I'm not gonna bother typing a whole rant on that again. I'm planning to make a small post this time, so I'll go with this short only.

So in this youtube short, you can see this guy claiming that ice in Minecraft weighs 918 kgs (I don't know who lied to him), then proceeds to do multiple calculations, other stuff and finally concludes the video in a phonk trollface edit style... (That somehow made the whole nonsense even more cringe).

You know the thing with these Steve glazers? They'll do all the brain killing calculations of the amount of "weight" Steve can "carry" without taking main things in consideration. Like how are we sure about how much things weigh in Minecraft to begin with?

Many people claim that a water bucket in Minecraft weighs infinite tons. Why? Because when the same water is placed down from the bucket, it never stops flowing. Which in other words should mean that it's infinite water, so it weighs infinite tons...

As much as convincing it MIGHT sound, I wanna ask, where's the proof that the water in Minecraft is infinite even when it is in the bucket? Because if you put the same water from the bucket into a cauldron, it's not longer infinite. It only takes a few glass bottles to exhaust it. Which means that water's quantity in Minecraft depends on where it is placed. And apparently, two of the items meant for holding water in Minecraft (glass bottles and cauldrons), have such spaces where water's quantity CAN'T be infinite. So, what if the bucket in Minecraft has the same type of space? Since two of the items meant for holding water are already indicating this...

Then there's ice. People think it weighs around 900 kgs in Minecraft since one cubic meter of ice weighs that much in real life aswell.

It's seriously ridiculous that these Steve glazers actively use real life aspects to overpower Steve in terms of strength while actively ignoring other real life aspects that demote him aswell. Because by real life aspects? It's not possible for something that weighs around 900kgs to fall and reach the ground at the same time as a feather or paper when both are dropped at the same time.

What? Now you gonna claim that feather and paper in Minecraft are heavier compared to real life ones? Then you're denying this real life aspect simply because it nullifies your claims. Which in a way can be considered as desperation.

And finally this last part. Steve can't pick up anything until it's mined. In the "mined" state, the item generally floats slightly above the ground. It also becomes really tiny. And it literally floats in water. Let it be any item.

Isn't that already fishy? This just indicates that mining any item in Minecraft deletes, if not all, most the mass an item's supposed to have. So it becomes easy for Steve to carry stuff around. So in other words, he's not carrying any weight.

There are much more things in Minecraft that are against real life aspects, like bedrock being harder than Diamond. Things could weigh much more differently in Minecraft aswell, so just don't use real life logic with Minecraft.



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