Hello. I am writing this article to answer this question that has been haunting me for over (undisclosed) amount of years ever since I was born from my mother. And the arguments...
ARGUMENT ONE: You have a [REDACTED] account from 2020!
You see; young me was a genius because I was SETTING UP the joke before it even existed. Now, I do not know what I was thinking about making even one when you could just do stuff without an account - but this was a genius move.
... I just completely made up this part.
ARGUMENT TWO: You have too many cat pics!
They are hilarious. You don't see me with furry pfp after sending the billionth funny cat now.
ARGUMENT THREE: You saved a furry to the NFAtI pinterest board.
This, my fellow person of the void - is known as a prank. It was invented by John Prank against his evil counter-part, John P-Rank to do a humorous act where he got a brick thrown at him as a joke.
So, it being a prank does not count for me being a furry. I don't know how I got that, either.
ARGUMENT FOUR: YOUR ROBLOX ACCESSORIES
I don't see anything wrong.

MY WORDS ON ALL OF THESE
Nope. All just jokes. Trolling. An act. I am in no way, a fan of anthropomorphic animals. If I was one, you would see furry pfps on all my social media and be talking about how I think Changed is a great game and definitely not DragonSnow showing his plans for world domination in the year 2077.
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