11 days ago

[ARTICLE]

Answering the age-old question: Am I a furry? (The answer will shock you! 99% Fail!)

(for @DiamondRaiderProductions and @Polygremlin , @iminurwalls_3647 , and those who said that I'm one)


Hello. I am writing this article to answer this question that has been haunting me for over (undisclosed) amount of years ever since I was born from my mother. And the arguments...


ARGUMENT ONE: You have a [REDACTED] account from 2020!

You see; young me was a genius because I was SETTING UP the joke before it even existed. Now, I do not know what I was thinking about making even one when you could just do stuff without an account - but this was a genius move.

... I just completely made up this part.

ARGUMENT TWO: You have too many cat pics!

They are hilarious. You don't see me with furry pfp after sending the billionth funny cat now.

ARGUMENT THREE: You saved a furry to the NFAtI pinterest board.

This, my fellow person of the void - is known as a prank. It was invented by John Prank against his evil counter-part, John P-Rank to do a humorous act where he got a brick thrown at him as a joke.

So, it being a prank does not count for me being a furry. I don't know how I got that, either.

ARGUMENT FOUR: YOUR ROBLOX ACCESSORIES

I don't see anything wrong.

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MY WORDS ON ALL OF THESE

Nope. All just jokes. Trolling. An act. I am in no way, a fan of anthropomorphic animals. If I was one, you would see furry pfps on all my social media and be talking about how I think Changed is a great game and definitely not DragonSnow showing his plans for world domination in the year 2077.



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