RECESS BEGINS

damn, already the player's dead. rip

(yes, the female capsule collider was intentional)

bloodbath is over, on to day one

me when i steal from someone who looks almost exactly like me

and with that, day one has concluded. not very many deaths yet.

now, onto night one.

COMEDIAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

end of night one. progressing to day two.

the days are progressing somewhat quickly. odd. anyways, on to the second night.

sooo... johnny's distant cousin killed his genderbend? huh.

i can't get the image of these three singing the generic student mumbling with the occaisional audible "root beer" out of my head help

player95 i'm going to find you and [This sentence had to be cut short before Evie could say anything bad.]

"so, what's your story?" "i look like baldi when he freaks out after the level generator breaks. you?" "i'm a doppelgänger of another student." "huh, guess we're both unoriginal."

anyways, day 3.

this is why pencil boy was scrapped (also, three fanon students working together to kill a canon? what???)

huh, guess the mcallisters don't have to worry about home security anymore (if you know, you know)

most deaths in one round so far, and all of them are canons. how odd... now, progressing to night 3.

i can't help but imagine them all telling eachother about the creepy experiences they've had with baldi pursuing them, then there's just andrew wondering what the hell they're talking about

you know what they say! fanons of a feather flock together!

end of night three. onto day four.

you'd think that he'd just be able to teleport to safety...

then again, his name does specify that he teleports YOU, not HIMSELF

end of the day. onto night four.

three almost identical fanons and one single canon sharing their baldi experiences

night is over. on to day five.

on to night five. SOMEONE DIE ALREADY GOSHDARNIT

first death in a WHILE

huh, "sing" is a funny way to spell "scream".

they aren't teaming up? weird.

end of the night. onto day six.

rip bozo

end of day six. might as well check statuses.

a majority of districts only have one tribute left, though some are entirely eliminated, and some still have both alive.

now, progressing to night six.

that was a quick night. we're running out of tributes. now, day seven.

only one baldimore remains...

end of day. on to custom night- i mean night seven.

you'd think that with magical abilities, you could heal yourself pretty easily.

what is it with the fanons hating half the canons with a passion?

end of the night. proceeding to a feast, finally.

there ain't enough room in this arena for two students wearing red...

the end of the feast. on to day eight.

damn, only six tributes left? this shouldn't take much longer to conclude.

new record for most killed tributes at once. now, night eight.

nights are passing quick. proceeding to day nine.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "hunt for other tributes" IN A PACK OF FIVE THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER TRIBUTE TO FIND

whatever, going to night nine.

what do you mean they died from hunger? they had a perfectly good wheel they could have eaten!

realism trumps cgi, i guess.

reminder that female capsule collider was intentional

now, going to day ten.

well then.

that's that, i guess.

here are the final rankings. to think that the player died first and what was basically their fanon counterpart won seems oddly poetic, yeah?

might do this again, might not, idk