Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Shotgun

Ya tengo un caballo 🗿🍷

I already have a horse 🗿🍷

People: you're a bad person.

Me: and they don't even know what I'm like.

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Autocorrector fuera de contexto 😅

Confirmo

Solo faltan dos para los 250 gente, si se arma pa antes de año nuevo.

We're just two short of 250 people, if we get it organized before New Year's.

Ya tengo el regalo de fin de año para mis padres, y ustedes?

I already have a New Year's gift for my parents, what about you?

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Ni sabía que podía hacer eso

I didn't even know I could do that