asshole: hey guys were about to rob a pizza place

dipshit: a place called ‘Luka’s Pizzeria!’

asshole: yes, you got the gun dipshit?

dipshit: yes i heard that the ceo robbed a bank to make this pizza place so let’s find the money

dipshit: and maybe steal some animatronics or something

asshole: yeah they are worth money but they can entertain us

dipshit: YES

asshole: and entertain your fatass owner who shit you out

dipshit: yes

asshole: now lets get in

dipshit: okay

[they get in]

dipshit: EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS FUCKING UP

cashier for pizza: *puts hands up* oh shit

dipshit: money now fat bitch

CASHIER: OKAY *GIVE*

animatronic: not on my watch

dipshit: shit it’s funtime foxy

animatronic: [pulls out minigun]

dipshit: ASSHOLE WHERE ARE YOU

[asshole ran away]

dipshit: that stupid bitch

animatronic: prepare to get oofed

dipshit: wait funtime foxy

animatronic; what

dipshit: i am here to say sorry

animatronic: for what

dipshit: for this [touches nuke]

animatronic: oh fu-

dipshit: well that was something [takes funtime foxy with me and drags her body]

dipshit: HEY ASSHOLE WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU AT

asshole: behind the counter

dipshit; okay but i have the money

asshole: cool lets get out of here

dipshit: okay [we got out]

[the end of annoucement