At the age of 13, skateboarder Momiji Nishiya won a gold medal in t...

4 years ago

At the age of 13, skateboarder Momiji Nishiya won a gold medal in the Tokyo Olympics women's streetskate competition.

At the age of 13, I am lying here on the couch completely immobile with two gigantic brownies in my stomach writing this post.

HOLY CRAP A VERIFIED YOUTUBER COMMENTED ON MY VIDEO

OMG IT'S PETER GRIFFIN?!?! (****REAL****)

haha underdeveloped mental maturity go brrrrr

IT HAPPENED

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Bro is NOT helping 💀

i've been read like a book

This is the largest contribution I have ever made to the internet. I'm not sure whether to be honoured or concerned lol.

I AM NOT A MORON

mug