Anyone know how to stop presidents from almost dying or doing something stupid as hell so my boyfriend stops freaking out?

Me And My Boyfriends Pet Guinea Pig Stripe

A picture i took a few months ago

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i drew something

FUNTIME KENNY

(this took me too long to make for a joke lol)

SHOEMBODY TELWL CRAIG TO CHOME GEHT HHSI PHHONE FRM MY HSOUE

I snuck in the back to see tweek. heaven forbid i sneak in to see my boyfriend. smh

South Park - The Unaired Pilot

Idk what to post. qna or whatever its called, i guess