i drink pee pee i eat poo poo

the recap

id like to apologize to the chipotle employee who minutes before the place was closing had to get a second tortilla to fully wrap my burrito because of how much shit i had put on it

how it feels to be 17

the shape

#fortniteseason fortnite loading screens when your pet inverted mermaid walks into the room

alzheimer’s

when you realize will smith slap chris rock at oscars was years 4 ago

my new creepypasta: key and peele.exe

“i wish i was high on THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED”

was playing dead estate and noticed that the creature in this painting looks like a white skinned version of mr frog