Right after I updated my theory I checked the comments to my post....

I'M CORRECT! HE'S A VICTIM OF KIRK and a Armond Raphael Ramsey!

(Srry @Drizzard you can repost those comments you sent here but thank you!)

I have deleted the theory bc I now know!

Kirk's Bad Hair Day

Anomalous TOS Piracy Ad Coming Soon!

The Kirk of 2001

Texaton Reference Sheet for The Tex Sightings

Jamar is TIMMY TURNER?! (I mean is that Timmy)

I was NOT expecting this.

I hope Gamejolt doesn't do it's crazy this again. Anyways here's an Eyekcin image from my tape well the soon to be anomalous version.

TOS Piracy Ad (2003)

PIRATEDTOSTAPES.MP4

REGULAR VERSION COMING TODAY!

Expect the Anomalous version soon as well!