"My ex said she needed space, so I locked her in a closet and now she has all the space she needs, and I can finally play the new hollow knight: silksong."

broke my mouse and it made it harder to look around. my mouse cursor now moves at 20 fps.

97 hours on gmod

Just spam report this kid.

roblox thinks i am a discord mod

Stone age

911 reference

heart attack that lasted 9 seconds

Instead of coming with responses from your head, get them from gemini. Good at roasting, and good at disappointing you with bad coding. (Saw this comment on a "5 signs you have a strong Iman in Islam" video)

guy grew sick of his girlfriend laying on him (fatal Datsun 2016 car accident)