Mi serpiente esta solida

I hope this is NOT real

XD

hope everyone's safe in these icy, snowy times! if it hasn't been snowing where you are, count yourself lucky lol

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

happy February everyone!

LITERALLY ME

Bro she already got a son

hello guys it's your daily does of alastor here

Im this rn