all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by all able-bodied patrons at the bar

yeah guys it was the hamsters fault

syphilis...

20 more days.

Happy birthday dennis.

im so good at tf2.

this is the oldest message related to saddle i can find. his birthday is coming.

sestore

i hate this fucknig game hotline miami 2 wrong number i hope you fucking die you stupid bitch

aw yeah. now i will sell 10 sadillion copies.