[The following audio log has certain information censored out for privacy reasons. It contains the conversation between one of our esteemed interviewers and a creature by the name of ‘Chaos.’ The interviewer noted her down as ‘a pitch black floating head, with horns and a tail, who grabbed things with its floating hands and had big, innocent glowing pink eyes. Presumably not hostile as it is very small and has no visible malicious intent.’]
Interviewer : Hello there, little specimen.
Chaos : Ah! Hello!! Hi!
I: Hm, a friendly one, eh? Nice to know you won’t bite my head off. What’s your name?
C: I’m Chaos! Haha! [pause] Who are YOU? Do you like cardboard boxes? I do. I think they’re very edible.
I: …ah. Well, I’m [REDACTED]. Nice to meet you, Chaos. I’m going to ask you a few questions, like I have with a few other peers of yours.
C: Haha! Okay!
I: So, first off, your name is definitely… Chaos, correct?
C: Mhm!!
I: Right… have you seen anything unusual around the hotel lately?
C: [small pause.] Uhm, no?? Everything is completely normal. Like it always has been.
I: “Always has been…” right. Tell me, Chaos, how long have you been in this hotel for?
C: As long as I can remember!! I love it here.
I: …you do?
C : why wouldn’t I? It’s great!! I’m free to do whatever I want!
I: Hm… okay.
C: what is it, mister???
I: Ah, nothing, it’s just that most of your mates have quite the… opposite mindset. Is there any reason you enjoy residing in such a place as this hotel?
C: [scoff] yeah, they’re all just dumb, you don’t need to listen to them. I love the amount of freedom I get around here!! Mommy lets me get away with murder most of the time.
[silence]
I: In the… metaphorical sense, correct?
C: [small giggle] obviously, silly. I would NEVER DAARE to hurt anyone ~
I: [A tone of concern can be heard in his voice.] Mhm… and who is this ‘Mommy’ you speak of? Is your mother here too?
C: Dang it, I wasn’t supposed to mention her!! Ugh, whatever. She’s my mom! [whispering] Obviously…
I: Your… mother is in this hotel with you?
[Static can be heard overlapping the audio for the next couple seconds. Likely a bug on our part.]
C: [small pause] [NOTE : dramatic change of personality here. This entity seems to be prone to mood swings.] Well… u-uhm…. not really. She… kinda died a while ago… [breaking into tears] I MISS HERRRR.. I WANT MY MOM BACKKKK!!
I: [startled tone] Oh - no! Don’t cry! Here, uhm - you know, that’s all the questions I really need to ask for today. You’re free to go if you’d like…
C: [sniffling] O-okay….. thank you, [REDACTED]!
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