[an entity was successfully captured by a research team, and is now being interrogated. The entity claimed its name was Depth. Depth is now being questioned by researcher M. Davis]

Davis: so… Depth… I’m gonna ask you some questions, and if you refuse to comply, you will be given a controlled shock. Is that clear.

Depth: eh.

Davis: right… now, how big is the hotel?

Depth: oh, that shit is bloody massive! I never ventured past floor 2, but I hear floor 3 is even bigger! And floor two takes a solid 10 minutes for me to run across, and I reach 100 miles an hour!

Davis: right… uh… now, what are the other entities there?

Depth: well, there’s a floaty tentacle thing with a mask, two clowns, a shapeless fucker, some coward with a mask, a fucking robot furry, a little shit who pesters everyone, another little shit who does the opposite, and a buncha guys who just never show their faces.

Davis: …and I assume you’re aware of who runs that place?

Depth: yup.

Davis: …the shadow woman?

Depth: …huh? Shadow woman? Nah, she doesn’t run that place!

Davis: who does, then?

[at this point, Depth stops responding for a second.]

Davis: …answer the question.

Depth: …

Davis: Depth, answer the fucking question!

Depth: listen, if I do, a whole lotta trouble is coming your way-

[Davis slams his fist on the controlled shock button, giving Depth an electric shock.]

Davis: ANSWER IT.

Depth: AH, SHIT, FINE FINE, OK! THE OWNER’S NAME IS [REDACTED] NOW PLEASE STOP!

[the entity mentioned by Depth has been censored to avoid any incident.]

Davis: …[REDACTED]. Really?

Depth: yea…

Davis: and why were you so reluctant to say it?

Depth: …listen, I tried warning you, but it’s too late. She now knows where you are, she knows about this interrogation, she- [the lights flicker.] …she’s here.

Davis: wha-

[Depth chuckles a bit]

Depth: you fuckin’ idiot, you should’ve headed my warnings!

[the footage suddenly cuts off. The location this tape was recorded in was found destroyed, and covered in red a red gooey substance. The body of Davis was never found, and Depth presumably escaped back to the hotel]



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