*creeps up behind you* oh ... looks like you didn't collect the seven notebooks in time... 𝓉𝒾𝓂ℯ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𝓉ℴ 𝓅𝓊𝓃𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝓎ℴ𝓊 ~ *sniffs your earwax*

So when do you think celebrities will realize that they can name their kid a regular fucking name, like todd or something. Cause like anytime I check a celebrity's newborn child, it ALWAYS has the STUPIDEST fucking name i've EVER seen in my entire life, like why is your kid named "crystal rock deodorant"?? Like i don't know if it's because celebrities think they're too dignified to name their kid a normal fucking name, like micheal or some shit, but it's not like those bully starter ass names that these celebrities are choosing, ARE ANY BETTER MAN. Like that motherfucker's name is quite literally, picture frame, "pound_372💀"??!! That motherfucker's life is OVER. Like if you ever decide to put that kid into a public school, his life is OVER, HE MIGHT NOT COME BACK FROM THAT SHIT??!! HE'S ABOUT TO GET TREATED LIKE LANA RHODE'S SON!! Like the most recent one I can remember is nora smith naming her children .. "rumble honey smith", and "slim easy smith".. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KIND OF NAME AND WHAT'S THE NEXT NAME?? "EROTIC PUSSY"?? And what i hate the most  about these celebrities is the fact that they're basing their kid's names off of the STUPIDEST shit man, because it's not like any of these names are tied to their cultural roots or anything like that, it's based off the most stupid BULLSHIT that i've ever seen in my entire life, it's just based off of what these celebrities find cool, interesting, or funny man. like these bitches will for REAL be like: "Yeah so i really like fruit alot, so i'm named my daughter cantaloupe." like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?? Treating your kid like he's a starting character in a video game man, like why the fuck is his name "DragonSlayer32"? Someone call CPS. I'm just more curious about what these kids are gonna do in the future, let's say their family falls off and they have to get a job at fucking mcdonalds.. WHO'S HIRING THEM?? LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA HIRE A DUDE NAMED "TITANIUM STEEL ALLOY" MAN? NO ONE'S GONNA DO THAT SHIT!! Like dude, your name is "Papa's Freezaria" man, you have to make it to the league, or you become homeless, because it's NOT like i can see you at a fucking best buy selling TVs man?? that's just not how this shit's gonna work, no setup for this one, Elon Musk named his child  "XAsha12" There's a NUMBER in that child's fucking name, he's SERIALIZED ALREADY MAN. he's a whole AMAZON PACKAGE. and apparently Elon named his child this because it's the name of his favorite rocket man, i need elon investigated for fucking the rocket. i don't care what ANYONE says. if you're naming your child after a ROCKET. he stuck his cock in it man, whole ass nathaniel  and chase the car, MY STRANGE ADDICTION. i also find it funny how whenever the new shitty celebrity kid name comes out, all their fans try to defend it man, like they'll just say stupid shit like.. "oh yeah man, temu lavender pillowcase actually is a pretty cute name!" SHUT THE FUCK UP.