Hello, my name is Thomas Wachowski, I've been a Sonic The Hedgehog fan for most of my life, back in the '90s me and my friend Kyle would love playing Sonic The Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis, taking turns beating the zones. Now, I'm not usually one to talk super seriously about this blue speed rat, but recently Kyle went missing, presumably dead. But earlier this week, a few years after his death, I was going to look in the mailbox (which was right by my door by the way) and there was a note at my door. Now, my first reaction to this was "Dude, I have a mailbox literally right there!" but nonetheless I took a look at it...

"Dear Thomas,
I know you and everyone else wondered what happened to me. I'm not dead. I'm still alive, as of now. But I should not be the most of your worries, I'm not important. Anyways, I have sent you a disk for a SEGA Saturn game, there was once a solo build of Sonic The Hedgehog for the SEGA Saturn before they decided to make Sonic Jam. I bought it on some sketchy website thinking that it would be fun to play Sonic again, unknowingly I put it into the SEGA Saturn. Do not make the same mistake as I did. Do NOT make the same mistake as I did. Burn the disk, Tom, BURN THE DISK. DO NOT PLAY IT BURN THE DISK DESTROY IT IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE DO NOT PLAY THE DISK TO NOT PLAY THE DISK DO NOPT IKOAY THEP DISK
-Kyle"

Naturally, I found this warning... Disturbing to say the least. But also naturally, I wanted to play it. So, I tossed the note in the trash and went to scalp online for a SEGA Saturn. A few days later it arrived. Right now I'm about to play it, I'll talk about it when I'm done. I wouldn't be surprised

(END OF PART ONE, THOMAS' WRITING)