Well folks, how did you enjoy the long-awaited release of Ask Alex? This was way long overdue and I had to invest both a lot of time and money to make it happen, but damn was it worth it. Plus, now I get to do fun things in VRChat as Alex Coyote!

No matter what he's talking about, CORPSLAVE never loses that classic corporate tone of voice.

If anyone has any information about this user, please contact me in my DMs. I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently he's responsible for leaking screenshots for The Magic Hour. Yes, this is legit. Do not interact with him under any circumstances.

DEFINITIVE RELEASE DATE.

JAN 16, 2026

I saw a silly video about a man crashing out over a candy cane and I thought that Alex would have an almost identical reaction. So, I recorded myself recreating that video in VRChat! Happy Holidays, everyone!

Ashley and Rachel's Christmas Icons

I have fulfilled my purpose for now. I've accomplished my goal for now. I don't feel like making too many, but Christmas is still a ways off.

Attention all Wisconsonites! Sunshine's is now accepting job applications! For anyone interested in working night hours, we are in desperate need for a security guard to watch the facility during closing hours. Get your resumes handy and apply today!

Lord Forgive Me

Alice's on chilling.

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎! 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞?