first sighting of the penguin eater

Matt: (sees a girl hiding behind a wall) who is that? (points to the wall)

(the girl quickly hides)

Jack: yo matt, you good, because i don’t see anything.

Samuel: He's probably seeing things.

(behind the wall)

Cindy: I’m hungry for some penguin.

(in the rocket)

Jack: Everyone loaded up?

Harry: Everyone that I know of.

(in the pantry)

Penguin #36: I'm hungry, what can I- 

Cindy: Hello there

Penguin #36: (slowly looks at cindy) what the fu-

Cindy: (lunges and snaps neck then proceeds to feed on the penguin) yummy fod (cartoon bite sound)

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Jack: Is that akuma?

Samuel: I don’t fucking know.

Akuma: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Jack: ummm. We gotta kill you

Akuma: why?

Samuel: some penguin needs oil for his rocket

Akuma: You're standing by the oil I don't use so you can tak- (loud punch) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

(meanwhile)

Akuma: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH- (hits ground) ow.

Harry: yo

Akuma: Who are you?

Harry: I'm a penguin.

Akuma: okay. And?

Harry: (pulls out six shoots) and die. (shoots akuma in the face)

(back at the factory)

Jack: what the fuck was that?

Matt: sorry

Jack: the fuck you mean “sorry”?

Matt: I wanted to test my strength because Samuel's was so strong.

Samuel: fair.

Jack: (sigh) okay, now what?

Samuel: We get the oil and bring it back to Harry I guess.

Matt: okay let's do that then

(at penguin town)

Jack: Hey harry we have the oil!

Harry: thanks! Oh ignore that…thing (points at akuma)

Samuel: what the fuck did you do to him

Harry: That's a dude?

Matt: You know what, I'm not even gonna ask.

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i would leak too much of the story if i leak anymore.

see you next leak!