Hey Mario

The bs I tell my friends

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

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Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

What got you acting like this?

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

Of fuckin course

air fryer

Gasp