So, I've done a fuck ton of shit. First of all, I made a friend named Diallos. He was a knight with a whip that I WANTED. So I followed his questline, found him grieving for a loss, and JAMMED MY UCHIGATANA THROUGH HIS BACK. Thus I killed him and stole his stuff, including the Hoslow Petal Whip. I then decided to take a hike to Volcano Manor. But then I ran into a necromancer called the Tibia Mariner who summoned a GIANT FUCKING GHOST SKELETON THAT SHOT BEAMS OUT KF ITS MOUTH AND PUNCHED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME. I then won cuz I'm a bad bitch, stole his deathroot, and went to Volcano Manor. I'm now basically a mercenary who uses fire magic and a bunch of weapons, and I have found out that Diallos has a brother named Juno, who has the second whip I want. Now I will hunt down Juno and take his petal whip, ending the Hoslow bloodline and taking their weapons for my own.

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I just realized that's some villain type shit.