(Beverly Hills Cop/Eddie Murphy reference)

*Bad Ogres(“Bad Boys” song from “COPS” played)*

*Shrek(as a police officer, investigating a crime scene in Metro City in the murder of the mayor of Metro City*

Donkey(as a cop and detective): I’m telling you, Shrek! Hal Stewart aka Tighten is the killer!

Shrek: *confused* Donkey, how could you possibly even know that?

Donkey: *explaining as soon as he spoke, the subtitle of the words were shown* As soon as we entered, I noticed he had a slight scuff mark on the inside sole of his shoe and his trend's full of a rare Chinese clay. That clay can only be ordered online in an early Tuesday morning in late July. While I was looking around, I also happen to noticed that he walks with a slight limp on his left leg, which is common for a Brazilian tai-chi fighter, and there's only one dojo in Beverly Hills that teaches Brazilian tai-chi meaning that Hal’s alibi is FALSE. With this in mind, I also noticed that his allergies matched the blood type found on the victim, the Mayor of Metro City’s shirt collar. So with all the clues put together, (points at Tighten) Tighten is the killer!

Shrek: *shocked yet surprised* Really?

Donkey: Yes! That’s exactly what I said! I mean, look at him! HE HAS A BLOODY KNIFE!!!!!!!

Hal Stewart/Tighten: *realized he’s been exposed for the Mayor’s murder as he reveals that he’s indeed holding a butcher knife, covered in bleed* Dang it…..