LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS IMAGE

I sometimes forget it’s my mom I’m texting

and he called himself,,, mister,,, whaaat?

omg they revealed her official name and nobody told me?? crash dummyyy 🤑🤑🤑

My alarm for tomorrow

I hate this game /j

Managed to pirate an iOS app on my school iPad lmaoooooo

Last photo taken of me before the toothpaste incident, taken 2 minutes ago

guys i have what i can only assume to be the rarest father skin ever ama

oops