Before we start I would like to say if anyone wants to join

We still have a swampert, drapion, and macargo in the box

after deafeting drayden, or drake, whatever his name was, he forced us to listen to some shit about the legend of kyurem or smth, and then team plasma covered the city and surrounding routes in ice. for this reason, we are forced to fight against several team plasma members and eventually, zinzolin, who i think is the new leader of team plasma or smth

his team consists of burmy and karablast, both having a major weakness to racism.

however, his final pokemon typhlosion, is a bit of a problem.

his flamethrower does decent damgage, even to racism who is also a fire type.

none of my pokemon necessarily have the greatest special defense.

we almost beat him, however, we end up dying to a crit

rip racist butters

true anon takes typhlosion out, although he almost died to the flamethrower.

after beating an old man we drake gives us his dna splicers, although they immediately get stolen by these guys called the shadow triad.

we beat one of their guys but these pussies just run off afterwards. I forgot to bury and replace racism, so i head back to the pokemon center. I found out they were just selling masterballs for $0 (special shops are randomized) so i copped a few, now i have 20.

anyway, goodbye racism, hello rift-studios

we go to the city past the underwater tunnel in undella, i forogt what its called.

anyway, this is a new encounter so i jump in the water and find a dustox

another pokemon still unnamed, so if anyone wants to join in, hes available

the gym leader isn't in town, hes in a cave, so we have to find him

in this cave we find and capture a golbat.

again, unnamed

please guys let me use the good mons

anyway, at the end of this cave we find this guy who has an obsession with with rock shaped sex toys and he forces us to fight him

hes not that threatening, he has a roggenrola, a blastoise, and grumpig.

i sent in minne the beautifly on grumpig, and immediately he used a move that she was weak to

idk what move it was i wasn't paying attention mb minne🙏

also at this point i found out that you actually don't need to go to this cave

so yeah your death was for nothing mb bro

anyway, we also catch a jolteon, if anyone wants that hes available

ngl i think at this point i think i have probably ran out of followers who would willingly offer to bet their souls on my ability to play a babies game

we go back to the city and find the gym leader swimming in the ocean or smth

he then heads back to the gym and we follow.

however first, we need to replace minne.

my only options left are,

leastro, lemomew, and axo

i pick axo, once again, since i can't find a fire stone(item placement is randomized so if you're a nerd, and know exactly where to find it, don't tell me because it wont be there).

I then continued to go on the gym

we get through the gym traieners pretty easy, and we make our way to marlon

his team was fucking mid

he had a chinchou, an anorith, and lastly the shedinja

the pants stay brown, since we never wipe

and just like that, we are now approaching the elite 4 and champion.