Life-sized furret, why, GOD, WHY MUST YOU BE SO EXPENSIVE (and also out of stock). Words cannot comprehend how much I NEED this in my home

Oh lord, I breached 400, I have to be responsible now WHAT HAVE I D

guess what bitches

Me: *Is gone for 2 Days*

My 99+ Gamejolt notifications:

It is one of life's many cruelties that I can't own this lil' creature. Just... look at 'em 🥺#DragonDay

Don't know whether to cry, piss, or scream, so I might do all 3

I'm not going to provide much context folks, but I got full credit recently for a history assignment I did in which I included this image

You folks have no idea the amount of power you've just placed at my fingertips

Side note: Love ya'll. I mean, I have no idea why any of you follow me, but it really is appreciated

If I had a nickel for every chance I've gotten to gush about furret today, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #MyFavoriteMon

Does this look like the face of mercy? #FanArtFriday