Donald duck: MICKEY

Mickey: Huh?

Donald duck: MICKEY!!!!!!!!!..........

Mickey: What is it donald?

Donald duck: I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME....

Mickey: W-What do you mean Donald?

Donald: I HAVE....BRAIN CANcEr..

Mickey: W-Wait what...?

Donald: I HAVE tO TELL SOMETHING BEFORE I DIE...

Mickey: What do you have to tell me...?

donald: MINNIES BEEN CHEATING ON YOU WITH GOOFY...........................

Mickey: ........

Donald: I.... HAVE to go now......... bye mickey

Mickey: donald no...-

[donald dies]

Mickey: .................................

[ a few hours later hes in therapy rn ]

Oswald: So eh.... you wanna divorce minnie becuase she's....silly?

Mickey: NO!...... she's not silly, she's been cheating on me with goofy god fuck-

Oswald: oh.. but goofy died in a car crash... also she's actually been cheating on you with pete...

[Oswald shows the pictures of minnie and pete kizing]

Oswald: Who told you that?

Mickey: ....Donald

Oswald: oh... uh... I guess he didn't see it correctly....

Mickey: *sigh..* yeah..

Oswald: at least you have the others right?

Mickey: I guess your right...

Oswald: That's the spirit! you can go home now therapy session is over.

Mickey: Thanks Oswald...

[the next day minnie comes home]

Minnie; mickey im home!

[minnie goes into mickeys room and sees him crying]

Minnie: Mickey? what's wrong..?

Mickey: Go away.

Minnie: Please tell me what happened I want to know.

Mickey: you fucking cheated on me

Minnie: W-What? who told you I cheated on you they're obviously lying... Why would I cheat on you?

[Mickey shows the picture oswald gave him]

Mickey: Oswald showed me a picture of YOU kissing PETE!

Minnie: Oh shit...

[they argue and minnie stole his house]

Mickey: Fuck... where am I gonna live now... I guess I'll go live with Oswald since I basically have no where else to go...

[ Mickey goes to Oswald's house with Pluto and knocks on his door ]

Oswald: we're closed for toda- mickey?

Mickey: Heya Oswald....

Oswald: why are you here?

Mickey: Minnie kicked me out of my own house since I divorced her..

Oswald: oh damn... she's such a bitch..

Mickey: I know...

Oswald: Come in... it isn't much because it's a cheap apartment..

Mickey: That's okay...

Oswald: I'll get some dog food and stuff for Pluto tomorrow...

Mickey: Thank you Oswald!...

Oswald: No problem mick!

(yeah im continuing this in the next chapter bc im lazy af and im making another book rn with mr. no reason