I guess

I am not gonna get the milk I'm staying and actually gonna be a good dad

When I the cat

1: yeah...can you make me one?

2: oh I'm bitting it I'm bitting it oh I'm bitting my tax oh so good

3: kill me

Idk

1: No

2: I love women who can handle bombs

3: ?

OH MY GOD DOG HI

I love straight s**

She's the luckiest girl

he's Lu i gi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO