Jumpscare!

Penis

I don't watch TV, buuuut... #TVDay

Image from Reddit!

#cats #funny

I'm lactose intolerant, but I'm making mac and cheese! Not dairy free either.

Daily bread

Hot pockets D:<

Hello, my kids! Are you all bloody good today? I have been a bloody glutton today with food.

Alright then, thought it was about time I did a proper face reveal. You’ve already seen bits of me before, but this is the first time I’m showing my face here. I’m not trying to be fancy or anything, just wanted to be a bit more open with you lot.

hey @a_doorknob i found the real breadbear

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