❗mild suggestiveness ahead!

(based on a true story btw 💔)

uhmmm can we get help from any goblin parents in the chat?

someone left their goofy ahh goblin kid at our daycare and she's eating all the drywall!!

...we have no idea how to get her to stop 😔

my roommate's stupid alarm woke me up at 4:30 in the morning

i still can't go back to sleep

now i'm in class

>:(

is it just me or has this site been dying lately

I've been trying to get this for 3 months

LESGOOO

reminder that she is a minor by all standards

the internet is so weird 😭🙏

Happy (late) Valentine's Day + Singles Awareness Day! Was going to sit this one out after a long night of schoolwork but I couldn't help myself lmaooo ❤️💙✨

this is one of the best stories nintendo has ever written and only 1% of the population will ever get to know it existed 😔

SPRING BREAK

might actually be able to do something on here lmao ✨

i just happen to like elves OKAY 🙄🙄🙄