any Germans out there can translate?

man this has got to be the hardest comback to do, i apologize sincerely for being dead for abt 3 or 4 years, BUT IM BACK!, AND NEWBORN AND AT A NEW LEVEL OF POWER!!!!

imma try reffining this shi, see if it's actually worth som

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by the way, JUST GOT A NEW WRISTBAND!

LONG LIVE TO PANTERA, BLACK SABBATH AND DIO AND RAINBOW!, AS WELL AS MOTLEY CREW!

#METALFOREVER

my vibes, btw i fckin love this car

we miss you dime, also, am i the only one who wants a guitar like his and wants to look like him?

fellas, GUESS WHAT?!, IM GONA BUY MYSELF A NEW AMPLIFIER!, its gona be the positive grid spark GO. yeah, the batery powered one.!, and with the app, ill be able to sound somewhat close to DIMEBAG!

bro whats up w these shits from SCP?, this shi creepy af, whats the SCP foundation hiding from us bro?, and who's this old man??

OK GOT IT, CHEATCODES AQUIRED! HEH!