Mommy Can I please have a break- no okay I'm gonna go surgically remove one of my arms

He should've gotten the gun he would've lasted longer

This is what if the beasts were smart

That's my favorite moment from FPE when he broke all his bones

That looks like a cock!

Bro that's just a plush

I hope she doesn't crush my pelvis into dust

Playing with her is my favorite thing to do

Yes I would

Im pretty sure he only has 2 minions