Friendly reminder that you're more likely to be struck by lightning than get attacked by a shark unprovoked. Sharks aren't aggressive, nor deadly if you leave them be.

Leave them alone, & let them live in peace. They've been here longer than us.

nOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME, SHARKS ARE OLDER THAT SATURNS RINGS.

didnt know i scheduled that post, so just deleted it. have some black swans (animals with the highest same-sex mating in nature) instead.

Roblox has now got it's own version of C,AI. This is fucking pathetic.

'Ages 5+'

Let's see how long I have to look before finding a bot that's not for people 5 & up.

ChatGPT is shit. But Clippy? Clippy is a GOD compared to them. He won't tell you to kill yourself, nor will he tell you to eat cleaning salts as a diet.

He'll just ask if you were trying to write an Email. He'll help.

i think bro was a tiny bit mad chat.

#GJAsks prolly Helpy ngl. he's one of the good ones. like- he's just a silly fella, no malice, no thoughts; head empy.

kindly follow @Malacho 5 times so they get to the big number.

thank.

THIS- THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT FUCKING DELTARUNE, IT'S ZACH DECEMBER FILMS.

WHY-

SHUTTEHSUDGNUWIASHFNA

no fucking WAY rick astley is on tour in the UK in 2026.

I'm near London as well LMAO.