so my friend here lets call him 'M' he's like DUMB

fr M should go to a mental hospital he's fucking idiotic to the point it gets funny

he bought a motherfucking lighter to school

and somehow NOBODY noticed (i mean the teachers)

so we were chilling in the classroom during breaktime

and as we're in 8 grade they leave us unsurpevised.

so M got a paper

okay

you can see where this is going

he set the fucking paper on FIRE

but wait

it gets worse

he put the paper on the table

which is made out of wood

BUT THEN

MY OTHER FRIEND

LETS CALL HIM 'A'

WENT TO SET THE FIRE OUT

BUT NOT WITH WATER

WITH FUCKING HAND SANITIZER

WHICH IS ALCOHOL

FUCKING GLADLY he tought about it and dropped it

then we got water and set it out

but fr

what the fuck just happened