How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

I made glamrock Freddy ->-

I have the chance to do one of the funniest things ever

Idk I made dis 0-0 (in meh Au) like if they died dis is what happened ;-; cringey I know -_-

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

Idk I made dis :))

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife: