I love watching Camp Lazlo with my friends, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Blaze, Rouge, Silver, and Shadow. But after the incident I had, I’m scared of Lazlo for 2 months straight. Enjoy!

I was bored as crap, because I barely do anything. I decided to drive to Walmart and look for some interesting stuff. Most of the DVDs were Thomas The Tank Engine, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Sesame Street, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Teletubbies with complete seasons, but the one that I noticed was a Camp Lazlo disc for only 3 dollars. I was curious and I bought the disc.

Manager: “Beware for the wrath of the haunted Lazlo plush.”

Me: “Okay. Although I have 10 dollars, I get 7 dollars back.”

Manager: “Correct. Here you go, 7 dollars from 10 dollars being spent. Don’t forget the DVD. Come again.”

Me: “Thank you. I won’t forget about the DVD.”

Then, I took my DVD and the 7 dollars to my house, grabbed my DVD out of the bag, opened it up, and saw a regular disc that your supposed to make something out with. There were words written in black sharpie.

“Camp Lazlo: 10 Favorite Episodes”

I popped some popcorn and prepared some lemonade. Then, I put the disc in and it started. The normal Cartoon Network Quick Play Menu played. After that, the menu came up. I called my friends that Camp Lazlo is on. They came to my house (including my girlfriend Amy Rose *it's Sonic's narration not mine ok?*) and sat on the couch with me. The menu was way different.

It had Lazlo, with Patsy (a mongoose) and Nina (a giraffe), on the left side of the menu. The options are on the right. The options are Play Program, Scene Selection, Previews, Settings, and a hidden “?” sign.

Me: “I wonder what this option does.”

Tails: “Press on it.”

I pressed on the hidden “?” sign and it switched to a hidden episode.

“Never Before Seen”
I decided to click on it. When I did, the happy and jolly theme song came on. Then, the title card came up.

“Edward's Revenge”

It sounded like an episode that might be an already-made episode. It started with Edward with Lazlo. Edward wasn’t moving, it was only Edward with a blank expression on his face, but what I don't know? He joked with Lazlo for 5 seconds. Then he sneezed on the ground and Edward got very angry, even more angrier than he was in the original show. He began grinding his teeth, while his eyes and face turned red, because he looked very pissed off, and his eyes turned black with red pupils.

Then, he picked up a knife from his pocket, and stabbed Lazlo at least 10 times. Lazlo actually started bleeding. He charged for the others characters and did the same thing only 1 time less. He saw Patsy with Raj, who were still alive.

Patsy: “Hi Edward!”

Raj: “I heard that you killed-”

But Edward killed Raj (KILLED RAJ!!!!!!!!!). Then, Edward hanged Patsy by the eye on Clam, who was already dead, and ate all of her organs, one by one. Me and my friends almost got sick, but we have to see the end of the episode. The screen went black for 5 seconds. Then it went into Edward and he stared at the screen with black eyes with red pupils, while holding an evil smile.

Edward (Very dark voice): “Sonic, I'm Coming For You!”

Then it went black and cuts to the credits. After that, the Cartoon Network logo appeared. But, stuff went wrong (how original). The C was molten, as if it's rotation came to a halt, the words N were red, the light behind the C is Light Pink, the blue background was Dark Red, the word entertainment was in a bloody font, and the website link was in a Zombie Holocaust font. Then it went back to the menu. I took the disc to my garage and placed it in a case, where it can be safe. I had nightmares for 2, MONTHS, STRAIGHT. Till one day, on the last day of the second month of being scared of Camp Lazlo, while I was cutting turkey for our thanksgiving dinner, there was a Lazlo doll with a knife in his hand. I freaked out and slit its throat with the knife I was cutting the turkey with. Then my nightmares go away. Until Dr Eggman, came to me.

Dr Eggman: “HAHA Sonic! How was that DVD I made you buy? I scared you with a Camp Lazlo Doll, didn't I?”

Me: “Shut up, Eggman!”

I called the cops that Eggman created that cursed disc and left the doll in my house. When they arrived, they arrested Dr Eggman for making this lost episode of Camp Lazlo and leaving that doll in my house. 

Well, if you ever see this, just watch it.... I seriously don't give a damn.....

(By Sonic The Blue Hedgehog)