When you are scrolling through onlyfans for no particular reason and then you see your english teacher who's "out on pregnancy" leave on there with recent posts:

Joining in lol

Idk what to post be everywhere at the end of time

I made glamrock Freddy ->-

Dawg I know you're a gimmick account but there's bigger stuff to talk about than the city of Greenville SC rn

Idk I made dis 0-0 (in meh Au) like if they died dis is what happened ;-; cringey I know -_-

A whole crowd going to my house cause I am following the father's brother's nephew's former roommate of a pedophile that I followed like 2 years ago (I don't even know who tf they even are anymore):

How tf did one stupid ahh horror game get 8 games + like 3 spin-off games?

Idk I made dis :))

"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"