"For any reasons, yes. The crew we're back to face my wrath..."
"I appeared on what they're in and said this:
"y’know… I thought this shit could not get any fucking worse… and what happend now? I cant fucking belive I am saying this… THERE WAS FUCKING SEX IN THE MARATHON?! AND THAT CAUSED A WHOLE NEW SECTION TO HAPPEN? No wonder you guys were late to my obstreperous clo- I mean section 43. WHATEVER I WILL NOW BE PUNISHING YOU FOR LETTING SUCH THINGS HAPPEN! And what better way to do that than with the demon lord himself."
"Like dead ass! Why would it be sex in this marathon what the fuck?!?!?! Anyway, i decided to punish them for letting such things happen, and what better way to do that than with the demon lord himself. That's Phobos! He's fucking back to kill somebody. Phobos tried messing with ███ but then Phobos had an idea to kill him with his pitchfork 100s of times in quick succession but ███ is a piece of grass and he doesn't know how to use an Pitchfork and it does nothing to him. Come on!"
"I've been talking shit about that sex scene which scared the kids away and that would take away my attention since their parents are telling them to get off their ipads, like damn... why would i talk about that. More arguments and mocking, until i snapped and just had to begin the entire fucking batltle."
"Then when they beatted me and Phobos, ██████ tells the crew to let us scream and see how long it takes for us to realize that they're not here anymore. Dude, is that all you fucking got?"
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