2 days ago

Challenge: Try not to get offended.

Challenge for Minecraft lovers.


(I'm saying it again, it's a CHALLENGE to see if you'll get offended or not. I don't mean most of this entire crap I've written here, so don't start getting mad at me in the comment section.)

Minecraft, the most overrated game in the history of gaming.

I bet the entire fandom of this game is filled up with kids below 5, hyped for this crap for no reason. Like seriously, I will never understand why people love this game so much when it's not even worth a penny. You know which games actually deserved the amount of love this game is getting? Roblox and Fortnite. Minecraft is having all this love for nothing. Minecraft, more like minecrap.

In fact, I'm gonna go even far. Even games like Among Us are far better than minecraft. Bet even Among Us fandom is more matured than the entire minecraft fandom.

Don't even talk about the story. Its 5 yo filled fandom thinks it has the best lore ever. I don't get it, this game has lore? Where? Is aimlessly breaking blocks lore to them? Them thinking minecraft has "lore" is proof that minecraft fandom is filled with kids below 5 who don't even know the meaning of lore.

Hypixel, being a much smaller team than mojang, made their own minecraft called Hytale and made it much times better. The only thing that still stings me is that they made graphics kinda similar to minecraft's. And I'm saying so because minecraft's graphics are literally the crappiest I've ever seen in any game. That fixed and Hytale would be much times better than a 100 year developed minecraft. It's kinda funny people are out there calling Hytale a copy of minecraft and "dead". The only game that's dead is minecraft due to how boring it is, with the only objective being breaking blocks. Infact, it has become so dead, even mods don't help it anymore. Even with mods it ends up being boring. And then people are out there calling it the best game all while it's no close to even being an ok game.

And creepypastas like herobrine might be the most cringe thing that has ever existed. I don't understand why it's still seen as cool and mysterious. Minecraft's 5 yo filled fandom tries it's best to make it seem like it's actually scary and always ends up failing miserably, of course, how would literally anyone, let alone 5 yo kids be able to make such a cringe looking thing look even a slight bit scary and mysterious. I can guarantee even a person scared of a fly wouldn't be scared of this loserbrine.

The music is just equally crappy. Music is a very crucial part of a game, yet here's minecraft, with such bad music that it pisses off the ears. Minecraft's music has been the biggest joke in the history of video game musics thanks to C418's cheap work. And the worst part? Minecraft's good for nothing 5 yo fandom is out there which actually sees C418 as some sort of god and sees his work as heavenly, as if he made something worth listening. Like there are people out there crying over the song called "sweden", calling it goated. What's even good in it??? I literally wish to put cotton in my ears whenever I hear just a note of it. Not just sweden, literally every song in this game makes me wanna do so. And there are people out there calling minecraft songs as the best songs ever as if they're actually good, calling it so called "nostalgic". Bet those same people calling it "nostalgic" aren't even above 5. Musics are meant to be pleasing not pissing, if only it's good for nothing 5 yo filled fandom understood. Not to mention it's so called "nostalgic" music isn't even nostalgic to begin with.

Literally any game in existence is gonna be better than minecraft. I ain't saying it myself, it's a fact. But of course, it's good for nothing 5 yo filled fandom is gonna deny it. There are a lot of 5 yo kids who will compare minecraft to a random game and will give the most baised take towards minecraft to ever exist. Like, I get minecraft sucks and any game is better and much more worth playing than minecraft, but that doesn't mean you 5 yo kids will be jealous, be in denial and delusion and so be baised towards minecraft beyond belief and then be toxic to those against you.

So in conclusion, minecraft has been the biggest shame in the history of gaming. And I wish for the deserved downfall of this game and its entire fandom as soon as possible, so we don't have to continue seeing such a crappy game and such a crappy fandom ever again.

(It's gonna be rather impressive if you're a die hard minecraft lover and still didn't get offended by this whole crap. Tell is the comments if you got offended or not.)



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