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Chapter one finally heck yeah 🤑🤑🤑


Chapter1: known threat

Jaiden: goodbye mom!

Jaidens mom: bye Jay!

*jaiden goes to Sam's house, and gets a notification on his phone*

Phone:BBZZZZTTT!!!

Jaiden: ugh what now?

*reads about staying home because there is a virus on the lose*

Jaiden:man, this... is the most unbelievable thing I've ever read!

At Sam's house:

*jaiden knocks the door*

Sam: who is it? Come in, it's dangerous!

Jaiden: hey its me! You still belive in this madness?

Sam: just trust me bro, I don't want it to happened again...

Jaiden: whatever you say...?

*Sam pulls jaiden in his house*

Jaiden:so what are we gonna do??

Sam: well,it's time to play with the GAME STATION!!!

jaiden:YOO LETS GO!?

Sam yeah you know it's gonna be a good da-

*the lose virus breaks the door*

Sam: WHA-

Jaiden: SAM! LOOK OUT!

*virus rushes to the closest person to kill them(sam), and jaiden rushes to block the attack*

Sam: j-j-jaiden...?

???:woah... I was really late huh?

Sam:... isn't it obvious..? Please take jaiden to the hospital... please...

???: yeah, it's my bad

Chapter2: hospital insanity

Jaiden: Oh well! Atleast I saved Sam I guess!

Doctor: bro, you need therapy.

Jaiden: too broke for that shit

Doctor: yeah therapys on me bro

Jaiden: bro, PLEASE IM BEGGING YOUUUU

doctor: no need fella! But I have to go now, see ya

Jaiden: yeah see ya, before you go! Book the therapy for 5 years, cuz right now I don't need it

Doctor: yeah!

One hour later:

Jaiden:man, that doctor was fun to talk to, I'm bored...

*jaiden hears footsteps*

jaiden: WHAT THE FU-

*the unknown person that walked in the room litterly fuses with jaiden*

Jaiden: BBRRROOOO WHAT THE HELL IS

WRONG WITH YOU THAT IS DISGUSTING 🤢

???: yeah sorry, my bad, I can't control myself when I'm not in a host

Jaiden: yeah yeah what's you name?

Diva:my name? Oh yeah, it's diva

Jaiden:OK so what can i do now?

Diva: yeah I ain't telling you, but you can't do much anyways

Jaiden: OH COME ON!

Diva: well, there is one thing you can do, but I ain't telling, it is the ultimate power for anyone that Is a host of a virus while being able to control themself's, I created it

Jaiden: stop yapping dumbass

Diva: bro you asked what you wanted to do you donut!

Jaiden: what do you-... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE?! I WAS TRAUMATISED YOU X EYED IMBACLE! YOU VIDEO GAME ASS GLITCH! YOU STUPID, USLESS IDIOT, IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME IM COOKING YOU ALIVE YOU LITTERAL SHIT HEAD

diva: (man, I love making people snap!)

Jaiden: anyways, dont randomly take control of me shit head

Diva: yeah yeah, I won't

Chapter3: the great reunion

Many months later:

Doctor: yo bro, its time...

Jaiden: already?!

Doctor: yeah...

Jaiden:OK, do you have a spark account? If you do gimme that right now

Doctor:OK, my account is Xx_alPHa_MalE_xX

Jaiden: bro, what was kid you smoking?

Doctor: everything in the book I guess

Jaiden: makes sense

Outside:

Jaiden: man, this day can't get any worse! My freaking mental support, the doctor, is not going to be with Me for a while, and I overslept, and I fell off the bed, and I STUBED MY TOE ON THE CORNER OF A METAL TABLE WHY DID THEY EVEN HAVE THAT!?

random bully: hey loser!

Jaiden: really kid? Outside of a hospital?

Random bully: shut up, if ur a man, then let's throw hands

Jaiden:(bro I can't deal with this, just go crazy on lil bro)

Diva:( aight bet bro)

*Litterly transforms into his virus form*

Random bully: y-y-yo b-b-bro i-i-i w-was j-joking!!!!

* gets slapped into oblivion *

*jaiden gets back to normal*

Jaiden: is he alive???

Diva:(no)

Jaiden: nah I'm running as fast as i can, sonic got nu'n on me

*jaiden bumps into Sam*

Sam: hey man, I'm very sorry-

Jaiden: same-

Sam: OH! Your alive, I thought you were DEAD

Jaiden: OH man, for how long was I here, well, I kinda was unconscious for 2 months, was that how long I was there?

Sam:no, you was there for two... TWO YEARS!

Jaiden: seems like a skill issue to me ngl

Sam:*fucking speechless*

Jaiden: so we going to use the game station now?

Sam: nuh uh I sold it, don't ask why, I needed money to pay for ur stupid hospital bills, I saved up for so long for that stupid game station! IT WAS 2,000 WIZLEZ!

jaiden: ooohhhhh my bad

Sam: OH no worries, I have an idea for idea for we can do as a job, i know you'll like it

Jaiden: OH? Bring that on now!

At the application (they gonna teach them somthin so in classroom):

Jaiden: OH COME ON I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIGHT, YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING HUNT VIRUSES!? LIKE THE SHIT THAT ALMOST KILLED ME!?!? U CRAZY!?

sam: no? They will teach us how to kill them, and how to fight first, dumbass

Jaiden:OH, OK then

Diva:(did you forget I'm here?)

Jaiden:(no, if they find out I'm screwed do you understand? They might kill me for being a host for all I fucking know! Keep a low profile unless you can blend in or some goofy shit like that)

Diva:(I can and I will, just not today)

Jaiden:( now shut up, they're coming to teach us how to throw hands)

*??? Walks into the class*

???:...stand up...

*Sam and jaiden stand up in actual, serious fear*

Jaiden(whispers): Sam... what am I... feeling! I'm scared just by looking at him! Just by being close to him!

Sam(whispers): it's most likely whatever they call... a teqenuiqe

Jaiden:(Diva what the hell is that, you most likely know since you litterly got inside me from my fucking mouth which I can still taste!)

Diva:( yeah it's just superpowers but glitchy, since the creator got inspired by pibby only on the glitchy aspect of things)

Jaiden:(what do ya sa-)

???: ...hello, my name is dane, I'm gonna teach you how to fight viruses, and why does it always have to be me who teaches...

Anyways, you kinda just, have to know how to fight, what do you prefer in fighting? Weapons? Range? Or melee perhaps?

Sam: m-m-melee!

Jaiden:s-s-same for m-me

Dane: PPFFFTTT OK IM PUTTING UP AN ACT YALL ACTUALLY THOUGHT I ACT LIKE THIS!? MAN I GOT YALL GOOD WITH MY ABILITY LMAOO IM TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NNOOWWWWW HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

sam:well that was- wait, DANE?! AS IN DANE MILO!?

jaiden: he supposed to be popular or somthin?

Sam: *sigh* your stupidity amazes me you know that?

Jaiden:haha! Obviously!

Dane: OK OK OK IM DONE IM DONE LETS ACTUALLY START

Chapter4: basic training

Dane: OK let's get out to the training grounds kids

Jaiden: so who is he?

Sam: the STRONGEST HUMAN in this current age

Jaiden: woah (so, how strong are you Diva?)

Diva: (well, the strongest person I met was myself so I don't know, imma fight him when you guys are finished)

Jaiden: Oh we-

Dane: MOVE YOU FUCKING TURTLES!

Both: YES SIR!

1 hour later:

Jaiden: light work, no reaction

Sam: FUCK YOU MEAN "LIGHT WORK"!? IM DYING OVER HERE!

Jaiden: I'm just built different

Sam: no, it's cuz I'm built like a twig

Jaiden: HAHA!

Dane: OK baby hunters let's have a spar between you two

Jaiden: OH

Sam:Welp, this battle is going to be... a bit... one sided!

20 minutes of prep time later:

Jaiden: aaiigghhttt, let's throw hands boy

Sam: 3...

Jaiden: 2...

Both: 1...

Dane: go!

*jaiden and Sam dash and punch each other*

*jaiden ducks Sam's punch and punches him in the stomach*

*Jaiden starts punching Sam's stomach consecutively*

After the battle:

Sam:OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Jaiden: I mean, he told you it would be one sided...

Dane: true... but yall are still ants compared to normal viruses

Jaiden: ... no comment

At ???:

???:dane, I warned you about warping reality... one more time, then I'm sorry, your DEAD, I WILL end your soul, dane

Dane???: yeah yeah my bad, I just needed to do that one thing...

???: just don't do that THING with reality warping, do it with your normal powers, mortal

Chapter 5: dark reality

Jaiden: let's go to MY home this time...

Sam: yeah my home got destroyed anyways, like, 4 days before you got out of the hospital...

Jaiden: ahahaha... let's just go i-...what the hell is... T H A T

*both see blood leaking from under the door*

Sam: hey, is that...

Jaiden: b-b-blood

*jaiden breaks the door*

Jaiden:no no no no no no no, this can't... THIS CANT BE REAL, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NNNGGGGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

*jaiden fucking snaps*

???(the killer which is a virus): mission... complete? Why did the boss want me to kill his parents? All that will happens is that he-, wait, did he actually- OH FUCK HE SAW M-

*jaiden fucking knee kicks the killer*

*the killer gets knocked back into a forest*

(Insert foreshadowing to jaidens strongest form here while him just dashing here lmao)

Jaiden: NAME, NOW *jaiden doing the killer like what nanami did to that one mf*

The killer: hey hey, calm down! You got the wrong guy!

*jaiden points at his blood soaked arm which was before he got kicked in the fucking nose*

Maidan: OK fucking fine! I'm maidan, and no-

*jaiden throws maidan into the air and punches him with flames*

What is jaidens technique? It's just copy, but it starts with fire

If he sees a technique he is able to use it for ever, if he sees somthing like uuhhh, hakai, he will be able to use, hakai

Jaiden: what was you about to say you little fucking shit?

Maidan: I-

*jaiden burns him with a huge ass fire attack that looks like a dragon which can burn lava, idk how but it burns lava*

Jaiden: (DIVA... YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO)

diva:... ok jay

*jaiden throws maidan into the ground, then drop kicks him from 2 kilometres in the sky, and does him like how broly did goku*

Jaiden: TELL ME DICK HEAD, WHY THE FUCK, DID YOU DO THIS!?

maidan: FUCK YOU!

* maidan turns himself into lightning and escapes *

Jaiden: YOU LITTLE-

Diva: jaiden... its not worth it

Jaiden:I... I DONT FUCKING CARE, I WANT TO KILL HIM, HE-

Diva: JAIDEN! HE IS MUCH STRONGER THAN YOU! YOUR DESTROYING HIM BECAUSE YOU GOT A BURST! KNOWING MAIDAN HE IS MUCH STRONGER THAN THIS! YOU JUST GOT LUCKY WITH A HUGE POWER MULTIPLIER FROM IT!

Jaiden: FINE

Chapter6 : breakdown

Dane: hey, what with jaiden?

Sam: OH, it's nothing much, just his whole family died and the killer escaped, just an average Monday, WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?!

Dane:OH oh oh, my bad

Jaiden: so... what are we going to do now? When are we going on a mission? When are we training? I have to kill that fucking bastard

Dane:well, just go in that forest, there are some viruses that are disturbing the peace there

Jaiden: training is training I guess...

At the forest after looking for a while:

Sam: I, I think I found it!

Unknown virus: *insert epic spooky scream from bleach when ichigo transforms here*

Jaiden: HIDE!

*both find a rock to hind behind*

Sam: w-w-what... was... t-t-that...!

Jaiden: i don't know... but it's presence is horrifying!

Sam what should we do!?

Jaiden: quiet...!

*Virus breaks the rock they were hiding behind*

Jaiden:... don't... panic..!

*virus looks around some more*

Diva: ( they're right infront of you! What are you? Bli- that's it! It's blind! Jaiden, go around hiding in trees and shooting the virus quietly!)

Jaiden: OK! I've got it!

*jaiden hides behind a tree and shoots a fireball at the virus and trys to run to another tree*

*virus slashes jaidens legs*

Jaiden:* screams out of pain *

*virus stops being violent and rushes to hug jaiden*

Jaiden: what... is the meaning... of this?

Diva: (I'll check it out)

*diva enters the viruses mind*

Diva: hey, blind virus!

Virus: who's there!? Where am I!? What is this place!? What happened to me!? Why is he not answering me... please... jaiden...

Wh-whos there!

Diva: just here to ask 2 questions... who are you? And what are your relations with that kid?

Virus:... im... Elizabeth, jaidens mother, can I explain to you what happened to me before I ended up like this?

Dane: sure, do as you please...

Elizabeth: so, right after jaiden left, 30 minutes ago..., some kind of... m-monster broke into our home... we screamed for help, but nobody came... we called the police station... but nobody came... we tried everything... but... no...body...came...

*Elizabeth bursts crying*

Diva: that must have been horrible... I'll tell jaiden right away...

Elizabeth: thank you so much!

Diva: don't think about it

*Diva leaves the mind of the virus*

Diva: ( you want the good news or the bad news?)

Jaiden: (good news...)

Diva: (so, this thing is friendly, and we are taking it to the association, and the bad new is... its your MOM)

Jaiden: are... are you fuckig kidding me? You... you had to... suffer like this..? I'm so sorry mom! Please forgive me! I didn't mean to! I didn't know that it was you! I won't let you die again! I won't let anyone hurt you again! I will protect you at all costs!

Chapter7: battle of the strongest

Jaiden: (Diva I need to understand viruses so I can talk with my mom! Please tell me how to do it!)

Diva: ( yeah let me just)

* smacks jaiden and dane and Sam notice *

Sam: jaiden? What the hell... happened?

Jaiden: do you want me to lie, or actually tell the truth?

Sam: just tell the god damn truth

Jaiden: diva, get the fuck out

Sam: wha- WAIT ISNT THAT-

jaiden: yes, was just having fun with what I can do with diva

Diva:OH fuck yo-

Jaiden: shush!

Dane: (hmm... how very interesting, never thought that I'd... see you again, I hoped not...)

Jaiden: so dane, what do you think? Pretty cool huh?

Diva: well, yes, but let's test your wierd virus.

Jaiden: sure I guess.

Diva: OH jaiden, I forgot to tell you, I have a 5 minute time limit...

Dane: it's fine, don't worry

Sam: what, the, FU-

In a wasteland:

Dane: you can let him out now

Jaiden: OK, DIVA! GET THE FUCK OUT! RRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Diva: fine shut the fuck up

* Diva possesses jaiden *

Diva: woah, feels much better than expected, but, why the hell did I only now just see all of his memory's?

Dane: well, I do know why, but I cannot explain yet, let's throw hands bitch!

Diva: sure, let's go!

* they both started moving so fast that Sam can't keep up *

* dane punches Diva so hard most of what was behind him was blown away *

* Diva easily blocks it *

* in that same punch, dane fires a laser from his fist that moves 100× the speed of light *

* Diva almost dodges it but gets his hand cut off *

* dane starts beating the shit out of diva in fists only *

* dane finds out he was fighting a clone *

*Diva does dane like jogo did nanami*

* they both stop for 0.2 seconds *

Diva : your not bad, eh?

Dane: same to you, o- I mean virus

Diva : call me diva dumbass

Dane: yeah, yeah!

* they continue *

Diva: let's end this with a single attack , dane!

Dane: fine by me!

*Diva fires a beam a could destroy the universe, and dane fires a slash that can cut/counter/nullify anything it comes to contact with*

* a huge explosion occurs *

Sam: WHAT THE HELL?! DIDNT THEY START 2 SECONDS AGO? ITS ALREADY FINISHED!?

diva: yeah jaiden u can come back

*jaiden repossesses his body*

Jaiden: did he change his mind?

Dane: OH no, we are done!

Sam: before you look behind you, this battle lasted 2 seconds

Jaiden: Oh o- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? HOW!?

dane: your just too weak right now lil bro

Jaiden: Oh fuck yo-

*Sam smacks jaiden*

Chapter 8: unforgiving world

Jaiden: yeah my bad, also, let's go do some missions

Sam: yeah, let's find somthing

Jaiden, hhheeyyy ddaanneee! What can we do? Sitting on the last ranks isn't fun ye know?

Dane: well, let's go to the mission board

Sam: alright

At the mission board:

Jaiden:So what's gonna be the mission, hhmmmmm, oh! I know!

*insert jaiden doing a goofy ahh evil face*

Sam: OH no... that face only means... ( HES READY TO TROLL THE EVER LIVING HELL OUT OF ME)

Jaiden: Oh sssaaaammmm~ I found the perfect mission for the both of us... we shall exterminate... BUG LIKE VIRUSES!!!

Sam: NO PLEASE, PLEASE NO, GET AWAY FROM M-

At the mission:

Sam: fuck you, fuck you,fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,fuck you,

Jaiden: chill you've been saying that the whole way here, it's not that deep!

Sam: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THATS MY ONLY FEAR, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?

Jaiden: cuz I can, now shut up or I'll make you!

Sam: OK, OK!, Fine... bu-

Jaiden: what did I say..?

At the missions place:

Jaiden: there are the big bug looking viruses

* Sam passes out from fear *

Jaiden: what the hell is wrong with you

* jaiden burns the viruses to death *

Jaiden: they're all dead, you chicken

* Sam regains consciousness *

Sam: what happen-

*jaiden punches Sam*

Sam: what was that fo- oh wait, I get it, I deserve this actually

Jaiden: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN THAT SCARED OF BUGS ANYWAYS!?

Sam:... please... don't remind me...

ONTO SAMS BACKSTORY YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH

*Sam playing in the grass with his mom*

Sam(monologuing): when I was a child, I Had and great life, I didn't have to worry about anything, my mom played with me, my dad had work, alot of it, but he still made time for me, even with his tight schedule... all of it until...

Sams mom: hey Sam! It's time to get inside!

Sam: I'm coming!

*they both go inside the house*

Sam's dad: hey Sam!

Sam: dad!

Sam's dad: I've got you a gift! The book you've been obsessing about recently, I got it for you!

Sam: thank you dad! I love you!

2 days later:

Sam's dad: hey Sam, can you go downstairs and get me some water?

Sam: yes I can!

Sam's dad: thanks kid

Sam: your welcome dad!

*Sam goes downstairs*

*Sam hears him mom trying to screaming for help*

*Sam goes to the living room, scared*

Sam: m-mom? W-whats going o-

*Sam sees his mother's limbs getting ripped off infront of his eyes*

Sam: MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER!? WHO ARE YOU!?

*Sam's eye starts fo tear up*

Bug looking virus: this is the kid? Get out, my boss told me to not kill you, go, get out of here

*Sam runs to his dad crying and screaming*

Sam: DAD THERE IS A MONSTER DOWNSTAIRS, PLEASE, MOM IS IN DANGER!!

Sam's: is this some... sick joke? Sam, what are you talking abo-

*he hears Sam's mom screaming for help*

Sam's dad: so... you were not joking, they're still after me huh? Sam, run, leave this house, it's to dangerous for you now

Sam: what about you dad!?

Sam's dad: just go... I can't have them killing you, just go

*Sam starts running outside of the house*

Sam(monologing): after that,I was homeless for a while, surviving off stealing from closed grocery stores, with nothing left... I started to search the city for somewhere to live, everyone didn't let me live with them since they thought I was just going to steal thier stuff, I found the orphanage were we first met, and the rest is history...

(his is after backstory)

Jaiden: ssaaammmm? You good?

Sam: y-yeah, I'm all good, let's... let's just go...

Jaiden: if your not gonna speak then ill guess something happened, let's just go

Chapter 9: a horrible past

Jaiden was a good child, listened to what his parents told him to do, but, when he was 7, he saw his parents body parts scattered around the house as he woke up, and he started crying so loud, the whole neighbourhood heard his screams

Neighbour1: what the hell is going on he-

They all witnessed the horror that little jaiden had to witness at a young age, and now, they rushed to find him, thinking that there is a killer in the house, and he is now trying to kill jaiden, but, they found him alone

Neighbour2: are you hurt child?

Jaiden: n-no, I'm fine

Jaiden hugs the person currently talking to him, and crys even harder

Jaiden: w-w-what a-am I g-going t-to do n-now...

Neighbour3: can anyone let him live with them?

Neighbour2: sadly, I cannot, I'm bearly making enough money to survive

Neighbour1: and I already have alot of children at my house, and they already fight alot...

Neighbour2: hey kid... your going to have to go somewhere, you might make friends there, and since no one can provide for you... they can

Jaiden wakes up from this repeating nightmere, horrified

Jaiden: this dream again? Why do I keep experiencing this nightmare over and over again, I'm trying... im trying to move on... why won't it stop...

Jaiden starts tearing up

Dane: hey kids, it's time for you Daily training routine

Jaiden: I'll wake Sam up

Dane: I'll be waiting for you... ( hope everything goes by... smoothly)

Jaiden:... hey... Sam... wake up, don't don't me use force...

Sam continues sleeping, so jaiden screams in his ear

Sam: IM UP IM UP

Jaiden: Let's go to the training ground, dane is waiting for us

Chapter 10:downward spiral

Ten days later:

Jaiden goes to where they keep his mom (since the public will freak out if they see a random virus in a place to exterminate viruses)

Jaiden: hey mo-

Jaiden, looks in horror as he sees his mother's body parts scattered inside the basement, slowly disintegrating

Jaiden: no no no no no... is this some sick joke? this must be a coincidence... please be...

Jaiden, from the corner of his eye, spots a note

"Jaiden, my dear jaiden, I will destroy your personal, and public life, as long as I live, and that's not a threat, that's a promise

By: the dark hunters "

Jaiden: first... my biological mother, and now... my adoptive mother...TWICE...why... what... what did I ever do...

Jaiden spots somthing else, somthing... that looks like you could put 0 specific gemstones on it

Jaiden:... what... is this? Was... this left here... by accident? ... or... was it here to begin with... im... just going to leave, I need to take in some fresh air...

Jaiden goes outside the association building, and goes to a forest, and goes to lay down, thinking of how, and why did this happen

Jaiden: what is going on... am I dreaming? Why is this happening to me... I've been a good person all my life... how could I, I of all people ... make enemies this bad...

Random kid: hey, uhh, what are you doing here?

Jaiden: Oh... i-its nothing ki-

As he tried to talk to the kid, the kids head gets cut off infront of his face, jaiden spots a hooded person running away, and he passes out from shock

Hours later:

Sam: hey jaiden, why...why is there blood on your face

Jaiden wakes up, scared and horrified at what happened before he passed out

Jaiden: what... do you mea-

Jaiden touches his face, and is horrified to find out it wasn't all a dream

Jaiden: yeah, I just got injured while fighting a really strong virus...

Sam: OK then, let's go back to the association



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