haha he can PSYCHO my POMP if you know what i mea 🔨 GAH ! 🔨 AH ! 🔨 YEOWCH !🔨 OUGH ! 🔨 AH ! 🔨 AUGH ! 🔨

oh god i wanna be a mom so bad..

leaving the courtroom with the judge up my ass

Petition for literal gun. It does over 900 damage. The magazine size is low though.

i would honestly start crying violently if this happened to me

This girl is a weapon.

Oh, and don't think "it's just a rat it can't scratch me"

This thing is a literal zombie, but it doesn't infect you, it KILLS YOU.

now your afraid Eh?

left and right wing extremists when they're left alone for 2 minutes

pope died today so i will NOT be celebrating my spawn day i am angry

derr

@santa you will pay for this