Why does his jump pose go so hard

I think the game just hates classic Sonic cuz the first time I did it with Neo Metal and it was fine

Ok you can see him better from the top

BUT STILL MY POOR BOY

Movie Sonic: Um, excuse me, who in the actual fuck are you?

Ok so I figured out how to do the lightning rod thingy on command

Uh...

Ayo guys rate my Kirby out of 10

HELP I GLITCHED OUTTA THE MAP AND THERE WAS NO DEATH PLANE

KIRBY AIN'T KIRBY NO MORE

Destroying G.U.N robots, very sinful!

How people be describing what happens to them after eating Taco Bell: