I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS.

Everyone is being held captive in this oversized ziploc bag.

“David McDundee achieved premium ear cancer”

Four and the Announcer

Thankfully this nasty fuck doesn’t directly kill you anymore, it just shorts out the flash switches briefly.

So have this photo of it from the credits instead of a proper game over screen.

My account is 2, and my children are almost 2, too

So, nobody’s gonna mention how goofy Eyepeeler looks here?

Well… you absolutely didn’t ask for this.

TBH, this could’ve been a particularly gruesome scene…

if it weren’t for David’s face.

No seriously. He looks like he’s absolutely baked out of his mind on pot.

[INSERT TURNING STONE REFERENCE HERE]