Hey it's me, William!

Today I'll teach you how to make child soup!

Step 1: Get your knife or any cutting tool (I don't care what you use)

Step 2: Get a random child that is NOT yours

Step 3: Open in an area where it's easy to get the guts (This step gets messy)

Step 4: Move aside the child and clean your blade (or don't like me)

Step 5: Grab a blender and plug it in (I'll skip the viewing of this one)

Step 6: Grab a bowl any bowl (Depending on the size of the child)

Step 7: Put the blood and guts and organs inside the bowl and you have yourself a good ole' fashioned Child Soup!