How tf did Coach get stuck in there?

Reasons why BJ Blazkowicz is a better protagonist than Doomguy.

1.)

Who tf is knowing who Miss Circle is in 2004???

Hey it's me Goku! I heared you hurt innocent children...

When tf did she get here???

HEAR ME OUT

Which of any of the games y'all played is "that part" for y'alls?

I hear a Hunter...

EVERYBODY HELP ME SUPPORT THIS MAN @bittax194866952 THIS MAN IS GETTING JUMPED BY LITTLE KIDS ON GJ AND HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GOING THROUGH ALOT! DO IT NOW! #SupportBittax

Is this true lads?