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Coolwalker's Cool Adventure P.01: The Main Menu.

(And our first choice!)


Alternative Way to Read the Story!

...as it finally finishes loading after a day that felt moreso like three of them, you can't but imagine what kind of weird shit is inside of the game.

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As soon as its done copying, you quickly dig inside the game files and find a file that allows you to run the game with a common emulator you can't recall the name of for legal reasons. And- What in the name of Jesus is this.

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You start to get a grasp on why this game performed poorly, considering that's the loading screen. But things don't go much better from there, and you specially notice when you see the main menu...

Who designed this fucking garbage, it looks like a child put it together. This picture of "Coolwalker" looks nothing like those you saw while researching, and why is every text a different font and what is that weird castle and what's the third button-

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You decide to check what everything does one at a time. First, the third button. It does nothing. Then, you try to "configure ur star"...

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this is giving you a headache. everything is so cheap its surprising whoever made this didn't just scrap it before release...

You leave without touching anything and just go to the "Start" screen, and find yourself with a funny sight.

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Three save files with one of them already fully beaten in "True Coolwalker Mode"??? Who is Rick??? Also, apparently there are 87 save files in this game... Why?? What purpose does that serve?

You look at your available options, and think of which save file to use...

Not likely to change how the game plays, unless you choose the third option, but... You just do.


The 3D model for Coolwalker was made by Netharry go check him out he's cool

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