3 months ago

Cosplay with parody Part 1: Malk I guess?


*meanwhile in the school when 2 invited*

Kuromi Serika: Hey Guard, you got anything to drink?

Square Guard: Yeah, in the fridge ofc.

Engel: Hey Serika, uhhh grab me a glass of malk.

Kuromi Serika: They don't have any malk, but I can give you some milk.

Square Guard: That's what she just said.

Engel: Yeah I just want some malk.

Kuromi Serika: No, you're saying it wrong, you're saying "malk" like it's in a disease or a virus or something else.

*he laughed*

Square Guard: How do you say it well?

Kuromi Serika: I'm saying it the way ought to everyone to say it milk, "M I L K".

Square Guard: Yeah like two percentage.

Engel: Yeah like whole malk.

Kuromi Serika: No no no, say milkshake.

Engel: Milkshake.

Kuromi Serika: Okay now say milk.

Engel: Malk :3

*handpalm and sigh*

Kuromi Serika: Are you hearing this?

Square Guard: Yeah, the paper wants a glass of mulk.

Kuromi Serika: Mulk?

*slams the table*

Square Guard: Give him the mulk, Kuromi.

Frontman: Hey 152, insert voices please.

Square Guard: Sorry, my cosplaying friends.

*he walked away*

Engel: Serika, pour me a glass of malk!

Kuromi Serika: Why are you shouting at me!?

Square Guard: Just give him the frickin mulk!

Kuromi Serika: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Engel: Were all say malk, Serika.

Kuromi Serika: No, you just saying malk, and your just saying mu-

*two friends saying malk and mulk*

*she's getting insane*

*he turned to a cow or smth*

Kuromi Serika: Alright shut up, just shut the hell up!!

*she pulled a grenade*

*he just pulled a gun and engel giving him and pointing her*

Square Guard: Woah woah woah, you better pull it down..

Engel: Don't, don't do it..

Kuromi Serika: First, you're going to shoot, even I pulled out!?

Kuromi Serika: How that doesn't make any sense!?

*two of them just thinking and pointing at themself*

Square Guard: Just put it down, please...

Engel: Put the grenade down!

Kuromi Serika: Put the gun's away!!!

Square Guard: Just pull it down, I cant-

Kuromi Serika: I'm going to explode myself over this building!!!

Engel: You look like a friend to me!!

Kuromi Serika: Put the gun down!!!

Engel: *cries* You have just like a friend to me...

Square Guard: *cries*

*screaming loudly*

(@ENGEL_FPE @N00bblox)



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