Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi buscan el Titanic

"Porque los hombres viven menos que las mujeres"

Los hombres:

"Why mans live shorter lives than womans"

The mans:

That friend who always messes around when we're in a neighborhood at night and tells me: "Wait, shhh"

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Cristiano Ronaldo y Messi rescatan a maduro en la prisión

Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi rescue Maduro from prison

Day 11: Proving that people don't care what you do

Calamardo: Patricio y Bob que están haciendo con don cangrejo 👀👀👀👀

How to tell the driver to slow down like a real man

(They patched me up)